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I'm a screwed up kid



3 months of torture had finally begun!!

Well, with reference to the above subject, I suppose you would have guessed what this post would be all about right?

Well, yes! My internship with UHY KL had commenced and so far so good!! I find my learning experience here is way awesome than my previous working experience in EY as a trainee. I'm not saying that EY is not good. It's just that trainee there seriously do TRAINEE work, ie.: photocopying, filing, assisting in several sections, casting and not forgetting VOUCHING. So basically, I don't really understand the reason I do certain things.

It is very much different working in a medium firm. Being a medium firm, they definitely do have short of staffs, especially during peak period (Nov - Feb! My 'perfect' intern timing! lol). So you definitely will get quite a lot of hands on work.

So, on my first day itself, I was dumped with one whole client's files to work with! I was kinda shock and in disbelief when my senior actually told me: "That pile of files will be yours." I practically don't know where to begin with, what I'm supposed to do, and I was totally blank. So I asked my senior to brief me, and she explained everything so well, that I finally understood the whole audit process! For now :)

So, no complains about my work as I currently LOVE my job, love what I'm learning and I look forward to more challenging ones. hehe. I really hope that my working experience this time round will come in handy when I join the work force next year. :)

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Yesterday, Deloitte Penang actually called me! Here's the conversation I had:

Deloitte: "Hi, is this Lynnah?"
Me: (I thought she said Linda) "Linda? Sorry, wrong number"
Actually I spoke in a really soft tone as I was at client's place
Deloitte: "Hello? Hello? Is this Lynnah"
Me: "Sorry, wrong number"
**she still didn't hear me saying wrong number**
Deloitte: "Are you still interested in Deloitte ah?"
Me: "I'm sorry, I can't take the offer as I'm already engaged in one"
Deloitte: "Oh. Ok then. Bye"

Me: in a total ZZZ mode!!!

Why can't Deloitte just call even 1 week earlier la. Duh! What a waste of opportunity!
Hmmmmmm..
Never mind then. I've already signed a contract with UHY and leaving abruptly doesn't make good reputation, so......all I can do is SIGHHHHHH.

Why the change of name?

Hmm.. I wonder.. Why would people go to a Chinese medium, and have their own name, the name given by their parents, changed?

All you hear was that so called 'medium' mumbling and chanting or flexing his fingers as if he can predict your future, and you would believe every single thing he/she said. How can you justify what that fella said were accurate, and miraculous things will happen?

If mediums can predict the future, I'd say, let's go to him/her to get 4D and fatt tatt!

:D


Cheers peeps! :)

**Scratch Scratch Scratch**

Oops.. It's not a bug's bite. And there's nowhere swollen.
But I'm itching to SHOP again!!
I've been browsing through some blogshops and..


I SO WANNA SHOP RIGHT NOW!! 

Ish!

Waiting for 26/11 for more incoming funds and ftw~~

Say goodbye to my savings :P


Quote of the day
-A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.-

Internship confirmed

Woohoo!! Today, after my exam, when I got back my phone from the invigilators, I had a shock-a-ma-life! There are about 10 miss calls from UHY KL!! Haha. Apparently they were trying to reach me to inform me that I have been accepted to UHY KL for intership!! muahahahahahaha. I'm certainly over the moon! :D

I look forward to a great learning experience, commencing on 26.11.2010 till 26.02.2011. hehehe

Alright. I gotta go. One more paper to die for xD

Have a good day peeps! :)

cheers~*

Another call for interview

Oops.. I forgot to reveal this
UHY KL actually called on Thursday
Asking me to go on an interview
Tomorrow (8/11/2010)
at 9am

**teehee**

The Sher-cules in town

3.30am

*BANG!!*

followed by
*Sounds of keys *clicking* to lock*

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foot steps..
*someone's climbing the flight of stairs*


Then....


at 3.30am


I was reading half way through and I jumped out of my skins at the first door slam!
And I was like

HELLO!!
Do you even know what the time is right now???
It's 3.30AM!!

AM dudette!!
NOT PM!!

It means people would be sleeping
By people, this refers to your
neighbors + house-mates!

DUH!
What a girl!!
YES!! She is a girl!
Who always put up a 'sour' face
And ALWAYS having muscle spasm on her face
Cos she never smiles back when you greet her.

Please la.
I know your dad owns the house
But do be GENTLE!!!

On the hind note, shall I nickname her, my housemate as
Sher-cules?

XD

YES!!

Finally, I've gotten a call from UHY Penang for an interview
Scheduled on 22nd November, 11am!!
WOOHOOO!!!
muahaha. 


Phew!! After much hassles and tassels of getting an internship
I've finally got a call and boy, I'm very happy!! :D:D:D:D:D
*teehee*


I look forward to my interview on 22nd November and
God bless me that everything will go well =)


*winkz**


Cheers, people! :)

Word of the day

SHIT

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

My laptop is IRRITATING!!!

That annoying fan kept whining non-stop!!

I've just sent it for "treatment" recently

and it seems that there is no cure for it

=.=

Perhaps it's about time for it to retire? :P

There goes my X'mas wishlist :P

Elmo!!!

Whoa~!! Check out what I've stumbled upon! My fav Elmo and the man who voiced as Elmo!!



Never would it have occurred to me that
a grown up man
actually voiced as Elmo!!!

All the while I thought the person behind the cute little red monster's
either a kid or a lady
but it turned out to be a man!

Haha.
Well then, Kevin Clash, YOU ROCK!!



p/s: I miss playing with my Elmo! :P

Craving for food!!!

Hmph!
I can't help it!
I'm craving for putu mayong!!!
I haven't been taking that for ages!
T_T
Somebody tell me, where can I find it at PJ / Selangor????

Sobbbbbbbb... I can't study anymore!!!!
I am so deprived of GOOD FOOD now that I'm at Sunway
='(

So, to fulfill my greatest desire for food,
Here's a list of food that I MUST EAT when I return to Penang.

Putu Mayong
Cendol
Green Lane's tauhua
BJ's Leomag waffle!!
Awang  kaya toast bread!!
Bayan Baru market's "ban chang kueh"!!
Cousin's "loh bak", "char siew" & "siew yuk" rice!!!
Fetties Park's western food!!
Salted fish fried rice
Bak Kut Teh
"Oo chien"
Tao Autocity
Chee Cheong Chuk!

YUM!

*You can't see me here*

Due to the fact that exams are just around the corner,
I shall confine myself to my own workspace
and study my ass out.

Hence, there will be no social interactions
from today until the end of exams
i.e. 16th November.







::Wish me luck::

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p/s: no facebook-ing + msn
unless necessary

X'mas Wishlist

HOHOHO~ Christmas is just around the corner peeps! Hence, with regards to the Christmas spirit, here's my wishlist for this coming festive season =)))

::My Early Xmas Wishlist::
- Add some pounds! -
- New lappie -
 - Camera (either Nikon or Lumix) -
- New pendrive (my fav one K.O. d :(:(:( ) -
- Passport organizer (one that enables me to keep
boarding passes too!)
 - Shopping with bestie!  -
- A trip to *censored* with hubbie next July :D -
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- Hopefully a Fujifilm Instax Mini Camera + Stitch film :P -

That's all. I shall add some if anything pops up XD
Also, I'm looking forward to Xmas sales from blogshops! :D
Hopefully I could get my hands on some gorgeous outfits!
*wink!* 

The Other Guys



5.39pm.


I've just reached home after a movie + an errand done. I've headed over to Tropicana Mall with hubbie today, went for lunch + movie. It was also my first time at the mall. Well surprisingly, the mall's quite nice + neat and tidy, it's a weekend, but the crowd was just minimal. Quite unexpected. Perhaps due to its not-strategic-famous location? I wonder..


Anyway, I went and watched The Other Guys, starring Dwayne Johnson, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson and Will Ferrell. At the first glance of the poster + trailer,and having seen so many of these mega stars, I would expect something bombastic. Unfortunately, I think instead, the movie was a FLOP! 


Firstly, Dwayne Johnson's entrance into the movie, would make you think he's gonna pull some awesome stunts, however instead, his appearance in the movie lasted for only about...10 minutes? Fine. But his exit of the movie was also somewhat.. nonsensical. Why would you jump down from a 20 storey building rather than performing some heroic cop buster thing? Hmm... or maybe I didn't catch the story line well?


Too bad your appearances went too short!
I don't fancy this movie as I think it's rather silly. The supposedly jokes turned out...dumb! Mark had been yelling around ALMOST the whole time, which makes it quite irritating after some time, and Will Ferrell's losing control of his temper at times were just...I don't know. I find his way of losing temper were just way too out of ordinary.


If only the guys had pulled such stunts!


Well then, enough said, or else I'll be spoiling the movie for those who hasn't watched it :P
In a nutshell, it's definitely not a recommended movie xD

Phhhhewwwwww!!

What a HUUGGGEEEE RELIEVE!!! I've just returned from Pathlab and my report shows that I am PERFECTLY healthy! muahahahahahaha. With one little exception: my LDL (bad cholesterol) is a lil bit high, so I need to watch my food intake. i.e.: reduce seafood + oily stuffs. kekeke.


My world rite now is lighten up once again and I thank God for that ^^


Cheers to all~!!


Rejoice!!! ^^

*Gulp!* =\

Today... Is a..

Nerve-Wrecking-Day!

The day...

I'm supposed to collect my blood test report.





::Wish me luck~!::






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A poem for thought

Hey guys, here's an interesting poem to share, specially for accounting peeps. Enjoy reading! ;)

::Poem of Love Accounting::

In the journal paper of my heart,
I have written a journal entry.
Debiting your love and your affection.

Darling you write the narration,
Your first love, I had already adjusted
On the ledger-folio column,
Any way our relations are true assets

On double-entry system In addition,
our love is true real and tangible
You debit-what comes in,
I credit-what goes out.

Your beauty is the capital of business.
My eyes are stock in trade.
Let us enter into transaction,
You secretly give me a trade discount,
I openly give you a cash discount
And thus my partner, Our trading and
profit-loss account will show super profit

My dear let us reconcile,
all our errors and total the
trial balance of our affairs
arithmetically without maintaining
any suspense account.

In the balance sheet of our
life Our children will be our
true assets and liabilities!

If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors
If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors

But if we have a boy and a girl,
Our balance sheet will tally automatically!



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What do you think? Isn't it interesting? haha
Here's a shorter version :P ("smuggled" from hubbie's)


::The Art of Romance::

I will credit u my love




If you will debit me your love
I will record our romance in a journal
And post it to the ledger of my heart

I will keep an account of our love
Based on double-entry
This way you will know the balance credit/debit
And the amount of love I have for you
Our courtship is carried out on worksheet
Adjusting entries are necessary, to make our love steady

Trial balance shows, we are meant for each other
Because the total of our love,is one and the same.
Closing entries are made, when down the aisle we take

Profit & loss statement tells what has happened.
Let’s see our balance sheet.
What are our assets & liabilities?
Oh, my goodness! It shows a dozen of kids!!!

Hahaha! Who says accountants are boring?? :P

Blood Test!

Yesterday

* Went to clinic *

* Got some medications for:
                    - reducing the swelling
           - muscle relieve
                                       - pain killer (which I never took any xD) *

Today

* Went to Pathlab early this morning *

* Did a blood test *

* Waiting to collect results by Friday, after 2pm *


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*pray*

K-session with May!!

A singing session with my buddies before the arrival of final exams, and with a special guest today: May, whom I got to know from CHC!! ^^ It's been ages since I last saw you girl. If not mistaken, our was last meeting's dated back to last year's Christmas! I hope you have been doing well. It's so good to see you again!! **huggssss** Also, this is my first time hearing you sing and YOU ROCK BABE~!! ^^

Here are the photos of the day~ Enjoy~~ ^^













Hope to see you around sis!

Cheers~*

The Moment of Truth!

*Jeng Jeng Jeng~* Here comes the moment of truth! The moment of me unwrapping the bandage, to see if my injured foot had improved~!! Before the revelations, I must say, my foot STINKS like hell!!! LOL! Good thing I opened my window to let some fresh air in otherwise my whole room's gonna stink of herbs for days! XD


Below are photos of the unwrapping process. By courtesy of me to hubbie, who requested the photos :P


Before unwrapping begins
Bandage taken off! Yaiks!!






The disposed bandage


Mua left foot revealed xD


Uber ugly foot


Da disposed herbs>>>
Yaiks!! The sight of my left foot after un-bandaged was downright horrible! XD I could see black stains from the herbs that Chinese physician put in place for me. Well, my foot still hurts a little even after a dose of treatment. So, I've decided to head over to Pathlab on Thursday morning, 8.30am - 9am at Kelana Jaya for a blood test.I'm sure it's gonna make me broke soon, but, for the sake of health, nevermind lah. I shall save up for shopping next month then XD


That's all for now. Wish me luck on my blood test! ;)


**fingers crossed**