A poem for thought

Hey guys, here's an interesting poem to share, specially for accounting peeps. Enjoy reading! ;)

::Poem of Love Accounting::

In the journal paper of my heart,

I have written a journal entry.

Debiting your love and your affection.

Darling you write the narration,

Your first love, I had already adjusted

On the ledger-folio column,

Any way our relations are true assets

On double-entry system In addition,

our love is true real and tangible

You debit-what comes in,

I credit-what goes out.

Your beauty is the capital of business.

My eyes are stock in trade.

Let us enter into transaction,

You secretly give me a trade discount,

I openly give you a cash discount

And thus my partner, Our trading and

profit-loss account will show super profit

My dear let us reconcile,

all our errors and total the

trial balance of our affairs

arithmetically without maintaining

any suspense account.

In the balance sheet of our

life Our children will be our

true assets and liabilities!

If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors

If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors

But if we have a boy and a girl,

Our balance sheet will tally automatically!

The End

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What do you think? Isn't it interesting? haha
Here's a shorter version :P ("smuggled" from hubbie's)

::The Art of Romance::

I will credit u my love

If you will debit me your love

I will record our romance in a journal

And post it to the ledger of my heart

I will keep an account of our love

Based on double-entry

This way you will know the balance credit/debit

And the amount of love I have for you

Our courtship is carried out on worksheet

Adjusting entries are necessary, to make our love steady

Trial balance shows, we are meant for each other

Because the total of our love,is one and the same.

Closing entries are made, when down the aisle we take

Profit & loss statement tells what has happened.

Let’s see our balance sheet.

What are our assets & liabilities?

Oh, my goodness! It shows a dozen of kids!!!

Hahaha! Who says accountants are boring?? :P